And I'm trying To GIVE away a puppy

Puppy love in Japan...by the hour - JUNE 29, 2004 is the headiline in the Straits Times. Heres the skinny: Rent a DOG. You heard me right. These crazy freaks with island fever are renting out dogs. I guess that it is hard to keep one of your own when you work thirty four hours a day and live in a conch shell with thirty of your closest friends.

Hell... I'm trying to GIVE away one measley puppy and these guys are renting them out. If I worked out the logistics just right, I could rent the little bastard(quite literally) out twenty four hours a day and be making a little folking money!

Here's the Puppy article