Fox: No Superbowl Ass-Shot For Former Child Star

The first good move FOX TeeVee has ever made- They won't let Mickey Rooney's bare ass grace the television screen.

The long and short is this: Somebody is selling something and Rooney's ass ends up in the commercial. I don't know what it is. Don't care. Rooney ass is bad.

Would you buy a product endorsed by droopy old buttocks? I hope not.