"Aww.. That's Too Much, Howard" Gets Idiot In the Running For Own Talk Show

Howard Stern's Groovy sidekick and New York peon, Robin Quivers, is trying to land her own talk show deal. Years of quiet laughter and mundane quips are, it seems, just the tip of the iceberg in this media moron's vast talent closet. She can pretend to listen, feign concern and give hugs to needy children. What a great personality. She's like a blind date.

Fat, too.

If this deal goes through, it will be proof positive that everyone with an IQ lower than the temperature of my soda-pop will have a talk show by the year 2010.

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