Fly Lands In Beer- Creeps Out Blogger

So all is hunky-dory in this blogger's world. Sitting and scouring the internets looking for news, listening to Agent Orange and having beers. The last swill of the last beer, my tongue met a strange, meaty substance not commonly found in beer. Was it a cigarette butt? No, I don't live in a Frat House. Was it a mouse? Wouldn't shock me... It was a friggin' FLY! Little bastard had drunk about half my beer before drowning!

I shall keep him, mount him on some foam core and frame the sucker.

He has earned the right to be in my permanant collection of Buzz-Kills.

No pun intended.