This Guy Just Creeps me out and has for YEARS!

From the President

Yes, my Friends, we Americans have an American Sniper Association. It is a little gang akin to Spanky and Alphalfa's crew save the fact that they hide in trees with guns and shoot people instead of harrangue old folks for pies and try to recover money for the orphanage.

My favorite thing was a quote from their version of Spanky- The leader of the Womanhater's Club and Sniper Association."I am a sniper. It is no longer what I do. It is who I am."

Buckwheat would be proud.

Every website should have this

So you are searching the web and you run across the inevitable "page cannot be found." HEre's a nice replacement that should be copied and used by every host in the "free" world. Cannot find Weapons of Mass Destruction

Har, Har, Har. Our leader is a War Criminal. How very funny.

Little People Depot

The Little People Depot Claims to be an online dating community for "individuals with Achondroplasia, Dysplasia, and all other forms of Dwarfism." Somehow, I think that a bunch of perverts will get hold of it and shake it like a crying baby.

What were Albinos like Back in the Old Days?

Ever wonder about pigmentation back in the days of old? Wonder no more- These fine folks have flooded the market with CDVs of random-and sometimes famous Albinos of the past.

Drunken Babies!

Why Did they cut open the head of a perfectly good drunken baby?

It seems odd that the medical community would chop the head off of a little "party animal" with the sole purpose of examining his little gin-soaked brain. I call on all monkeys to revolt!

Political Parodies Under Microscope of Hippie Lawyers

So the fine folks at Jib-Jab produced a political spoof of Woodie Guthrie's "This Land" and provoked threats of a lawsuit. that's what I call Irony.

Excess!!!

Engadget has a great story about a bunch of Segway owners who have formed a Polo Club. I'm happy that they have found a way around hippies complaining about horse abuse.

9-11 Commission Final Report

Let's just say that you are both too poverty-stricken and paranoid to cough up the couple of bucks to have a hard copy mailed to you. The 9-11 Commission Final Report is available for download. You can read it on your $1000 computer or convert it and read it on your $300 PDA. Personally, I prefer the PDA.

That's just another reason Bin Laden hates us.

An important read in Important times.

The Hills Are Alive

It Must Be True

So those zany inventors over there in Asia have come up with a way to turn plants into speakers.  I've been trying to find a good way to hide my outdoor speakers out in my rear garden.  To think that all this time I could have just plugged in my Japanese maple.

Impressive Retrofitting

ReadyMade is a great Magazine.  They recently had a contest Involving an iPod, a can of altiods and some playing cards.  Results are in and they are pretty cool.  Go check it out.

Brother, Can You Spare A Job?

Great Scott! To heck with all of the Michael Moore crap. This is the real cool deal of Bush.

What a Hoot!

Security Nuts Offer EVERYTHING

The Church of the Swimming Elephant is actually WWW.Cotse.com. These guys are offering some GREAT services at a rediculously low price- $5.95 per month. I'm gonna check them out for a month and see how it all falls together.

Anyone Can Be A Rock Star

A theory that has been in my head for some time is that ANYONE CAN SING. Keep in mind that I've heard some crappy singers. I've heard folks sing and it sounded like swamp noises. These people had one single problem: They were trying to sound like someone else.

Anyone can sing as long as they understand that they should just try to sound like themselves. Sure, It sounds like some trite little statement on my part, but it is wholly true. When an untrained voice sings, it tries to emulate its owners favorite singer, or the singer of a similar song. It is simple human nature.

So Human Nature ends up being the enemy of every singer in the world.
A trite, yet understandable argument lies here